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sofa sloth

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
by Junebuggie February 27, 2011
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Arabian Sloth

An extremely unattractive person. Has a face that is similar to that of a sloth.

Not the cute kind of sloth though, the scary kind.
Girl: Oh my gosh! He is so cute!

Friend: Oh hell no. That boy is an Arabian Sloth.

Girl: ...
by robertpattinsonsderpface November 21, 2011
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costa rican sloth whistle

A sexual act performed between two homosexuals, in which one man is lying on his back on the ground and moaning, concurrent to a hairy man performing oral sex on him while laying on his stomach in a hammock, slightly above the other man.
I always wondered why my husband had such a strange sun tan, until I caught him performing a Costa Rican sloth whistle
by The herpes transporter January 18, 2018
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sloth buddy

I'm doing absolutely nothing today. Hbu?

Jack shit, sloth buddy!
by Awildpuppersappears May 27, 2019
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slothed

When someone stops in front of you so you can't get by and they do something really slow (like take a drink of something, or pull their phone out of their pocket to text).
"I was trying to get to a table with my lunch plate, and that guy slothed me."
by unicornmob February 12, 2017
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Sloth

A sloth is a person who's face has a lot of acne and has little eyebrows and usually their name is Tara and also they make weird faces while they talk
Dang Tara is a sloth and so is Cole they should go out
by You know me July 26, 2016
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Sidewalk Sloths

1 or more person(s), usually sightseers, walking slowly in a busy urban environment so as to prevent others from passing.

Due to their sightseeing nature, The Sidewalk Sloth often doesn't travel in a straight line and can impede passing in other ways (e.g. pointing at things, changing direction while lost). These behaviors can lead to injury of for fellow sidewalk users. It also allows fewer practitioners to block the sidewalk than the Sidewalk Snail Barrier.

*see also the iPod Sloth
Sorry, I'm late. I got stuck behind about 5 different Sidewalk Sloths on the way here. Is it tourist season of Something
by Pixel Fiend January 15, 2011
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