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ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.
I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.
by QuacksO October 20, 2021
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Dip skip and flip

Originally found in Snoop Dogg’s song “Gz and Hustlas”, the term became popular in the Akron, Ohio in the mid to late 90’s.

The term was and still is used as an exit phrase in the greater Akron region when leaving a group or function.

One throws in a dip (chewing tobacco), skips to their car, and flips off (gestures with their middle finger) said group they just left.
“Yo you wanna go with us to the skate park and rip some darts?”

Nah bro I’m about to dip skip and flip”
by umodawg May 9, 2024
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Go Skip Rocks

Go Skip Rocks- is code for going out and doing drugs. Any drug works but rocks originally means smoking weed, as in getting stoned; hence the rocks.
"Hey man, wanna go Skip Rocks?"
"Sure man, that sounds lit"
by AerotoZero October 24, 2016
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Skip the daddle

To leave a place or a situation. Kind of like skedaddle but less because of hurrying and more because of want.
“This party blows. Let’s skip the daddle.”

Which could also be said as “Let’s skip the f***ing daddle.
by The Professor 314 August 24, 2022
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skip under a rainbow

Saying that your going to skip under a rainbow means that you are going to KYS
Wyd today
I’m going to skip under a rainbow
by Willysniffer June 14, 2022
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Skip

Quickly and covertly leave.
Amidst rumors of a romance, she skipped her home.
by Arminkshipper July 9, 2024
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yips and skips

Last night was too crazy, no more yips and skips for me.
by BruceSmith78 January 13, 2011
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