lulotte situation

A lulotte situation is that awkward moment between two friends just before they go into a relationship together

I really like Charlotte but but we’re just in a lulotte situation right now and there’s not much I can do

by James Micheal June 7, 2022

Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.

L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.

by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023

50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.

The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.

by Gibones March 22, 2019

L situation

When two people clearly like eachother, but one person is with someone who is wrong for them.

Damn I really like him, but he’s dating this bitch so it’s an L situation

by Cheenus gro January 21, 2024

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

Situation

Blue eyed dressed for every situation

Moving through the doorway of a nation

Pick me up and shake the doubt

Baby I can't do without

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

I remember only for an hour

Move right through me can you feel the power

I don't know what's going on

It scares me but it won't be long

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Now he's in control he is my lover

Nations stand against him he's your brother

Been a long time, been a long time now

I'll get to you somehow

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Move out, don't mess around

Move out, you bring me down

Move out, how you get about

Don't make a sound just move out

Situation

by Death Menace February 18, 2023

twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022