shlampa

Shlampa means whore in German. People say mushy (with mean Vigina or pussy) shlampa. So Vigina whore

I hate that girl Kaycera. She is a total mushy shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

shlampa

Shlampa is a German word for whore. Another German word is mushy which means vigina. They go perfect together mushy Shlampa

I hate that Kaycera girl! She is a total Mushy Shlampa!

by Jessica Goleswick September 18, 2016

scramps

The cramps you receive after drinking too much soda too fast.

"Man dude, I have the scramps after chugging that root beer."

by Polar_Beats August 23, 2016

shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017

Shampit

A dance

Wow that was a really fun shampit!

by Sugar Shawne May 15, 2017

Shampoot

As you wash your hair, the shampoo slowly creeps its way down your back, between the ass cheeks, and you let out a poot.

Damn, I just heard ricky shampoot so hard it rattled the mirror. Weirdly enough, it smelled like herbal essence

by nodman December 5, 2017

Shampooëren

Shampooëren is Dutch for washing your hair. You can wash anything, 'shampooëren' is more specific. When Dutch people use 'shampooëren' in a message, the receiver of the message immediately knows they're washing their hair.

English

Koen: Are you ready yet? We're gonna be late!
Rosanne: Just 30 more minutes, I still need to wash my hair (shampooëren).

Dutch

Koen: Ben je bijna klaar? Zo komen we nog te laat!
Rosanne: Nog een halfuurtje, moet m'n haar nog shampooëren.

by Helmop January 22, 2018