School shooting

Something that might happen to me

Bro why are there cops outside??
Me: we gonna get shot (school shooting)

by XxtentioncantbeAtmexx December 17, 2021

Electrical shoving

The act of shoving an electrical plug up your ass.

"My girlfriend and I did some electrical shoving last night."

by Strawberrytree January 1, 2022

Koopa Troopa shoring

The act of driving along the wet portion of sand at the beach to gain maximum traction. Taken from the stage Koopa Troopa Beach in Mario Kart 64, driving in either the regular sand or the ocean slows your kart but by carefully maneuvering in between the two, your kart is not slowed down.

Driver: Aww man, look at the car ahead of us. It got stuck in the sand!

Passenger: Don't worry, just go Koopa Troopa shoring. We won't sink as easily driving on the wet sand and it'll be a lot faster!

by VaqueroSWC August 24, 2011

Long Distance Shooting

The cyber-sexual act of a male finishing off on his webcam while his partner watches via Skype.

Because he couldn't give Dolly a facial, Lloyd got her on Skype and did some long distance shooting.

by makeitsoundsexy June 7, 2016

Tiny Ass Shoving

1. Shoving A small animal inside a person's ass usually from a scale range from 3-8 inches long typically small lizards, mice, fish, and frogs.

2. Small dilido or small penis shoved inside a person's ass.

3. A small object shoved inside a person's ass.

4. A reference use of giantess anal vore.

Hey sweetie guess what? What honey? It's tiny ass shoving time! Oh great can't wait to feel them tinies inside my ass!

I had my boyfriend over for tiny ass shoving! I needed him to shove something inside my ass! Am such a great girlfriend for embracing tinies inside my ass! What do you mean tinies Hannah? Those delicious anole lizards and fancy mouses that I enjoyed having them shoved inside my ass! Cool! Hey Gwen! Want some tinies inside your ass? Oh God yes please! Can't wait to feel a lizard and a mouse stuffed inside my ass! It feels good does it?! Fuck yeah!

by Kestingdarkass7 November 25, 2018

i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.

when you are yelling at your girlfriend (if i had one) and some whiterun guard comes out of nowhere and you are asked to stop.. that, shouting.

Guard: i need to ask you to stop. that.. "shouting" its making people nervous.
Me: too bad, theres more where that came from.
Guard: oh shat, this guy is DRAGONBORN!!
Me: what... what the fuck?

by Not_Ice March 4, 2022

shooting the moon

to move out in the middle of the night when you can't pay your rent. Usually items you own, like furniture, are left behind because you're leaving so quickly. Chiefly British, used by George Orwell in 'Down and Out in Paris and London'.

"because we're shooting the moon at 2:30 this morning, we're only taking the smallest, easiest to carry things with us."

by Big Orange August 11, 2007