Shaq Shoes

When you're on welfare, and yo momma got sell her loose ass so you can eat waffles for supper. These are the shoes you end up wearing. They cost around $10 at Walmart, got fuckin Shaq on them, remember that fool? He was in some shit movie called Kazaam.

Well now he's sellin you his shoes yo. $10. If you wanna look like you're straight off the fucking boat from Somalia, these are your kicks of choice.

You so poor yo momma spread her ass cheeks with no lube just to get you Shaq Shoes, you must be Somalian

by DJ WaffleIron March 23, 2011

poo shoe

noun- a shoe after stepping in poo

ewww! it stinks in here- someone must have a pooshoe! everyone check their shoes.

by punk rock princess May 13, 2005

Shoe-icide

When you look so good in your shoes and have to much pride to take them off because you know being sexy sometimes hurts. Go girl! bend&snap

LOSO:

"Louis Vuitton shoes, she got too much pride
Her feet are killing her, I call it shoe-icide
Looking good has it's sacrifices"

by six.ten October 12, 2010

milk shoes

Milk shoes is when you are so poor you have to cut up old plastic milk containers and wear them as shoes.

Kody: Dude... I need to make me a new pair of milk shoes

Matt: Word up bitch. Thems lookin raggedy.

Derek: Hell yeah.

by Matt and Kody and Derek January 12, 2005

Ass Shoe

Giving someone an enema with your shoe. This includes but is not limited to: A boot, high heels, sneakers, chucks, track spikes, and all forms of footwear.

"I am going to ass shoe your ass if you dont shut your ass."

by flemdaddy March 28, 2009

eating shoes

an expression of a state of anger to the point where one would take off their current pair of shoes and promptly begin to consume said footwear.

bob-hey i fucked your wife

jim-ARHHH!! im so pissed i could eat shoes!

joe-heh, hes eating shoes.. hah

by bob4real April 23, 2011

Boogie Shoes

1. A popular 1975 song by KC and the Sunshine Band.

2. A pair of shoes one has specifically for dancing; does not necessarily mean 1970's style dancing.

Dude, I'm gonna go put on my Boogie Shoes to boogie to the song Boogie Shoes. See ya.

by Up4 November 27, 2009