Mask Shock

The experience of being pleasantly surprised or shook at someone's real face when they remove their mask for the first time.

OMG my coworker took her mask off for the first time today and I had total mask shock. Her real face was so much prettier than I imagined!

Holy shit! I've been flirting with that guy for months and today the mask shock was real. He definitely isn't as hot as I thought.

by LaLa Saquois December 18, 2021

Toxic Shock Method

The Toxic Shock Method is when you stick a metal object into an outlet and then proceed to put it in someone's ass or pussy. This method is for those willing to take it to the next level.

I love to use the Toxic Shock Method when my boyfriend isn't satisfying me.

by Ilovedeez August 15, 2023

Ass-ter Shock

The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.

Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock

Or...

Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock

by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013

Reverse food culture-shock

The necessity of going to the bathroom very often due to the stomach readjusting to the food you've grown up with after being away from your home country for a very long time.

#1
- "Aren't you gonna eat that spanish ham?"
- "Oh sorry, I got this severe reverse food culture-shock, I'm hitting the toilet every 5 min. I so could use some sweet & sour pork with rice right now."

#2
- "Wait! You forget to take your phone with you."
- "Thanks, I better grab it cause I'll be in the bathroom for a while. You know, reverse food culture-shock."

by adry803 August 20, 2014

Rock Shock Spock

A progression of the three most ingenious sexual maneuvers ever.

Why rock? ( \m/)
When you can SHOCK ( \n//)
When you can SPOCK! ( \\ //)

That dirty ho down south wanted the three string progression biatch! I rock shock spocked that girl to the next century.

by JFWONG October 23, 2004

G-Shock

Digital watch company made by Casio. Popular amongst hypebeast, swagsters, jerkers, as the added volume around the wrist helps them stretch each others assholes wider when they fist each other in the ass.

OMG!OMG!OMG! Steven, your Hundreds G-Shock feels soo good in my ass right now! Put on your SB Dunks and gape me with that G-shock!!

by Knowledgest August 20, 2012

baller shock

To go from a "ballin' blinger rollin' phatties" to a "Mcdees bitch grillin' patties"

When you have been ballin' and makin mad fast money slangin' dope. Then yo' connect goes dry or ______ and you use up all yo' money and sell all your drugs and go broke.

You are then experiencing "baller shock"

by Handy Andy566 December 3, 2007