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Face Shirt

Someone that is in the way of a working musician who’s trying to unload their gear. In post show darkness, you can only make out their face and part of their shirt. Often found in doorways and load out areas talking to their equally Face Shirt’d friends. Weren’t there for the show, showed up to the bar after. Townie.
Man it’s taking me forever to unload tonight because these Face Shirts won’t get out of my way.
by Departure7788 July 2, 2022
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Puddy Shirt

The typical long sleeve t shirt with writting and logos front, back and on the arms, worn 1 size smaller than normal by younger guys that cant decide if its going to be warm or cold and still want to remain stylish.

An all purpose shirt suitable for casual wear to hitting the clubs.

Chicks dig the Puddy shirt.
"Hey man, what you wearing tonight?"
"I dunno man, probably go with the Puddy shirt!"
by Schaeffers KIA June 28, 2018
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Shirt Slut

The person who goes to events only for the free tshirt
I only joined marching band to be a shirt slut
by Onyx2 November 13, 2017
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Shirt-bomb

The booze based vomit that decorates a drunk city worker's attire when they are found passed out on the last train home.
'I had to sit opposite a passed-out yuppie the other day on the last train home. He dropped a Shirt-bomb and didn't even wake up!
by mrbruceman January 11, 2009
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Shirt Fuddler

Noun ˈshərt-fuhd-ler
One who engages in shirt fuddling, the act of covertly dirtying up a shirt to dissuade it's owner from wearing it in place of another shirt the fuddler believes to be superior. Shirt fuddling is looked down upon in polite society and its practitioners are generally regarded to be of a lower order of humanity, not worthy of basic dignity or respect.
Jay: You put my blue shirt in with the dry cleaning, didn't you? SHIRT FUDDLER!!!
Susan: I most absolutely did nothing of the sort. Besides, it's a stupid shirt.
by Carmine Disco December 3, 2018
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Blue Shirt

You’re giving me some real Blue Shirt energy right now
by CPRT October 24, 2022
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shirt burglar

1. a person who steals your clothes off the clothes line.

2. A super annoying, yet relatively harmless person.
Definition 1

Person 1: that Johnston never seems to go shopping, yet he

always wears different clothes.

Person 2: don't you know that he is a shirt burglar?

Definition 2

Person 1: Is that, that knob head upstairs doing his vacuuming at 6:30am on Sunday morning.

Person 2: what a shirt burgular
by Getsit June 26, 2017
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