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Let it simmer

When you take a shit but instead of flushing right away you just sit there for a while
By all means John had finished his business. But rather than flushing and continuing on with his day, he decided to let it simmer while he contemplated the meaning of it all.
by Squabidge January 19, 2022
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olympic street swimmer

People that are clearly on a good one, possibly haven't slept in a long while. They look as if they are doing the back stroke, while walking/speed walking, no water involved. They have a serious look on their face, they seem to be determined to get wherever they are going and nothing can do them, until that moment that comes out of no where, when all that arm flailing of the back stroke, takes on a life all it's own, and they abruptly stop walking and break it into a sort of freestyle Noodle Grove. (They are as caught off guard as the onlooker. )
All though it is not yet an official Olympic sport, it has not deterred this small group of people nation wide, from training. As soon as a proper scoring system has been decided upon, for example; degree of difficulty, transition from Street Swimming into the free style Noodle Grooving, over all execution, we will have to wait for it to be brought to the world at large. Right now there are too many variables to be judged and scored accurately.
I was driving down the main street on my way to the store, when my kids spotted an Olympic Street Swimmer, when we at the stop light. My oldest said, "wow that guy looks like a cat with tape on it's feet!", Her sister said," NO! That's an Olympic Street Swimmer! Wait for it ...." We couldn't look away. Then all of a sudden, he stopped and did a rendition of a break dance move none of us had seen before, and he looked like he was trying to chew on his shoulder. The girls grabbed some paper and a sharpie and both held up their score cards. One gave an 8.3 and the other an 8.5. they applauded and the light turned green, we talked about this all the way through the store and all the way back home we looked for others in training.
by mrs.goodman April 26, 2022
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Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.
I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.
by Xenzo May 28, 2022
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Reagan The swimmer

Reagan his the best friend I have ever met she has made my life so much better I love her dearly she is loyal kind aggressive and all I could ask for love ya reg!
by Ngd123456 January 11, 2026
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I couldn't stop the swimmers

The simultaneously unfortunate and wonderful feeling that is premature ejaculation
Randy: And then I got in there and it felt soooo sweeet!!
Wally: DUDE!!!
Randy: She looked me in the eye, whispered my name and I couldn't stop the swimmers!!!
Wally: You bitch! Control your jizz!
by von groovy April 13, 2019
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