Shard Skank

Sells a maybe for dope, instead of actually fucking or doing anything at all physically, they just flirt around giving the idea of the possibility.

Omg! She is such a shard skank!

by Tricki-SchemeTeam2015-Captain February 19, 2018

Shardy B

A woman that combines the dancing skills of Shakira and Cardy B ..
(Inspired by Natty)

Shardy B: yoo look at that one she a Shardy

by MasterFalco April 18, 2018

shardtown

Getting hella shards, obviously...

Yo I'm getting tired dogg, wanna head over to shardtown.

by Paulwall666 August 12, 2018

sharden shose

a shrekian version of the garden hose, after shrek rose from the dead in infinity war from a fellow shrekian who brought shrek back to life by watching every shrek movie in order (including the forbidden shrek 5 in area 51), shrek used the shrarden shose to attempt to kill Minecraft steve but shrek realised needed a shrekfinity gauntlet, shrek snapped his yeasty fingers and half the universe was gone including Minecraft steve

sharden shose is so yeastetdet

by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

Shard card

To purchase items of greater value with cheap amounts of meth. It came be said to be better than cash when bardering or serving tweekers and junkies that have items and are desprete for shards.

I got a brand new pair of Jordans with my shard card and it only cost me 29 dollars

by LOUI-V October 21, 2018

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

Shardio

When a person is starting while running to the bathroom. Cardio and shafting combined.

Jane: how’s it going?
Robert: good but I’m gonna go do some shardio! Talk to you later!

by Jeanlouisefinch123 January 27, 2019