Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019
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Shannon Time

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019
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Hand Shannon

When a girl pours pumpkin spice lattee on your dick and then gives you a handjob
I got a hand shannon last night from a stranger in a parking lot. Now i have to shower
by rubbahbandman October 10, 2017
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Shannon Neil

The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
That girl I met last night she’s a real Shannon neil
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
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Mr Shannon

This is the Head teacher of Great sankey high. He goes by many names like "Shannon the cannon" and "Shan dog" he is a mega nonce and has a gang of teachers who wear orang hi-visual vests

(also known as the traffic cones). Legend has it if you listen to his voice carefully you can hear his lispe.
Written by yazali599
Here comes Mr Shannon the dirty pig
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shannon chua

the cutest, funniest most beautiful person inside and out. she's so sweet and anyone would be lucky to know her, she's very talented and smart and amazes everyone around her with everything she does !
shannon chua is amazing <3
by rachael l <3 September 09, 2021
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Shannon Tuttle

A hot bitch that would make you fall in love within seconds but is a lesbian and always teaches you new stuff about girls every night
SHANNON TUTTLE WHY ARE YOU TEACHING ME ABOUT GIRLS PERIODS LOL
by floppinggigachad12345679 June 10, 2022
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