Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

shake that mokey

(verb)
to find a way - any damn way - to get rid of that thang that keeps hangin on.

not to be confused with shock the monkey.

Girl, you gots to shake that monkey, it's been two damn years since The Bartlett.

by c. obscura December 7, 2004

Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004

shake n' bake

having sexual intercourse.

"Did you shake n' bake?"
"After adding some spices like cilantro, paprika, montreal steak spice, and seasoning salt we certainly did."

by hardon May 19, 2006

shake your silly snake

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.

LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

shake a leg

as girl from the projects needs to really queef she screams "Shake a leg" at all the girls in warning to stay away from her or else.

Shake a leg ::queef::

by wisehuff December 6, 2009

Shake Junt

When you are giving a blowjob and he is about to cum, so you stop and he shit and cum in your mouth at the same time. mostly gay people do this.

He asked if he could do the Shake Junt tonight.

by Cheeseboi246 March 26, 2019