semen shit

something to call one of your friends while in a cussing war. degrading them to something quite weird and nasty.

you: douche bag
friend: cunt nugget
your: assfucker
friend: nigga lips
you: semen shit
friend: DUUUDEEE...wtf thats nasty.

by m rose... December 28, 2007

semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.

If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.

by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.

I have semen demons in my nuts.

by talleres December 7, 2010

Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"

Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?

by The Jiggle May 24, 2006

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.

EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.

by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

Semen demon

A nickname for my penis

Hands of my semen demon

by LGBT but staight February 2, 2019

Semen Demon

(noun)-the same as a bukkake except that there's one guy in the middle, with all the girls racing to cum on him

Mom: Hey son, you're staying safe right?
Son: Yeah mom, you can't get preggers from a little Semen Demon!

by it'stimetofuckinglearn April 26, 2017