Screamin Shits

Liquid Crap, diarrhea, the runs, etc. Just a funny way of saying it.

Dude 1: Ah man, it smells like rotten fetus in here!

Dude 2: Ah, Dude #3 had the screamin shits last night. Still fuckin smells.

by The Cheesecake Truck April 28, 2004

screaming abdabs

Having the shits, usually caused by excessive cider drinking and/or eating a fucking hot curry

Think I drank too much Westons last night as this morning I had the screaming abdabs

by RH1989 May 11, 2016

screaming eagle

When a person is smoking pot out of a bowl and they accidently suck the hot ash through the pipe into their mouth or throat.

Cough! Cough! Dude! I pulled to hard and got a screaming eagle!

by jnando February 8, 2006

Screaming Pelican

A sexual act occurring only at beaches or sandboxes. It is a variation of anal doggy style. To perform the act, the male or "pitching" partner pulls out during an otherwise normal session of doggy style and grabs a handful of sand. The sand is then forcefully inserted into the anus of the female or "receiving" partner. Anal doggy style is then resumed, as the horrified screams of the receiving partner slowly turn into death gurgles/rattles - similar to that of a pelican.

Man: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a Screaming Pelican the other day.

Dude: Oh, man, so how'd she like it?

Man: She's was hella pissed off. She even threatened to call the cops for assault.

by Mexijews Productions August 12, 2009

Screaming Jiaozi

The sound a small Chinese hotty makes when having hot man goo deposited in her

See that Chinese girl last night, I had her screaming jiaozi

by Baby benz secretary June 19, 2009

Screaming Reamer

A screaming Reamer is when a female is being penetrated so hard with a penis, that when she orgasms she queefs, pisses, and shits on her male partner.

I fucked that bitch so hard in her twat that she Screaming Reamered all over me like a nasty tramp.

by Queef, piss, shit, fart, November 25, 2011

screaming seagull

while having sex on a beach, in a sandbox, or in some area with sand, stick your dick in the sand and then back in her. She will scream in a way that resembles that of a seagull.

We were having a good time, then i decided that it would be funny to give her a screaming seagull. She doesn't want to talk to me anymore.

by grizzlybear64 March 1, 2009