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Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.
Sage Heald is a wanksta
by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020
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SAGE

Sonic Amateur Game Expo: its an event/website that takes place every year where people can submit and vote for their favourite games , hacks and mods
I really love goin to SAGE
by SUPERSONICSTYLE November 4, 2022
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saging

Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.
Jeff was saging his friends.
by ASFGJBFYKHGHHDTH April 2, 2018
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simping sage

When Saggy loves "Erin" to much.
Sage: *makes 100 tiktoks about Erin"
There Friends: u a simp

SIMPING SAGE🤦 ♀️
by Jaylovesballs March 5, 2022
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Sage

Sage is hot.
“Sage is so hottttt smexy” yuwhshjsbs
by Mattewimhot February 23, 2022
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Sage time

After relapse, when one can think/make decisions without any influence from their genital area. Related to Post-nut clarity.
Guy 1: Fuck! I spent too much money on my date with this girl, I was so down bad!
Guy 2: Wouldn't have happened if you were on sage time
by cobaltlegend5 December 25, 2022
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Sage

A person who typically says publicly they’re a good person but when you talk to them alone they become the most racist, fatphobic piece of shit you’ll ever meet
Sage: Yeah I support Indian people *mocks them*

Also Sage:

Don’t say pizza pizza that’s racist!
by Lsjsjxjx April 29, 2023
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