Stump

A goofball-ass bish who cant read, and thinks a synonym is a bun.
Julianna is such a stump.. I cant believe she's dating Bill, he's way too smart for her.
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to chop off all of the arms and legs of a person, leaving them with just a torso and head so that they live out the rest of their lives as a stump-like existence.
Man, Matt is a real asshole. I think I will stump him and his wife.
by geeimatree October 14, 2021
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Stump

To chop off the arms and legs of something or someone so that all that remains is their torso and head.
Man Matt was rude as fuck to me. I should go stump him and his bimbo wife.
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Rural Irish , my mother used it in reference to a penis. "Don't come near me with that stump whatever you do"
"come here your bold stump" my mother said that's a man's thing
by Mary and Michael July 27, 2017
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A dude who would beat up his whole squad but fw them tough
Aye Stump go get me the gar
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The biggest thug in Mississauga.. Resides at Tim Hortons Central
Yo you seen stumps? He owes me money.
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