Jockey stealing

The act of riding a girl who already has a boyfriend, but shags you anyways. Purposefully getting a girl drunk who has a boyfriend for the purpose getting her into bed. Doing a chick who has boyfriend and says she loves him, for the purpose of proving she's a no good ho and giving hope to everyone who gives up when they're told "I've got a boyfriend"

That hot chick has a jockey, but I'm gonna get her wasted and steal her off him.

She's been complaining about her jockey all night, saying things aren't good, I can totally jockey steal her later.

She says she has a long term serious boyfriend, but I reckon she'll still put out.

Man, you've given hope to eveyone by jockey stealing that bird last night.

by Pablo Smashitini October 21, 2009

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steaming

wankered, hammered, pissed, drunk,rat-arsed, fucked, nackered, poleaxed.

full of alcohol/under the influence.

"i said let's get pissed but not steaming wankered like jeeves"

by Joshua K November 10, 2003

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screaming mimis

A severe case of the chocolate sphinkter squirts.

I ate some bad oysters yesterday and woke up the screaming mimis. I thought my colon was going to fall out.

by t June 29, 2004

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Screaming gopher

A team from total drama island. Y’all weird as fuck

“I want the screaming gophers to win!”
“Why are you even watching that cheesy show jfc”

by Clapwhale July 18, 2018

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Screaming Vincent

The ejaculation of semen on the face of one's sex partner. See Facial. Origin unknown. Possibly related to the frequent look of terror on actor Vincent Price's face in horror movies of the 50s, 60s, and 70s.

She'll swallow, but she hates it when I give her a screaming vincent.

by Dave Lijphart March 16, 2005

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