Veal Squirt

Weak, diluted alcoholic beverages. Cheap beer and or bottom shelf liquor or weak pours from tenders.

Bud light? That crap is veal squirt. Try this Spacesuit IPA.

by jagerhall June 12, 2018

Lemonade Squirts

Having unctrollable exertions of urine that can be very painful if the urination continues for too long of a time. This can also be compared to the 'trots'.

Yeah sorry man, I can't go out, I have the lemonade squirts.

by afablesotrue August 11, 2016

Line Squirt

When a couple of girls get together to masturbate, and they sit in a line all facing the same direction, with the hopes of squirting. This is the female equivalent of a circle jerk.

When my girlfriend got home she told me about the amazing line squirt with her friends. She said they needed raincoats.

by L1nky August 23, 2014

Sissy Squirt

when a sissy boy squirts a load from his daddy out of his asshole

Ew! Emilie just got done being pounded by her daddy and dribbled out a sissy squirt!

by Dandelion Dylan September 22, 2021

Squirting on the Pups

The act in which one is taking a shit, but said shit comes out too fast/early and it goes all over ones ballsack.

Jb: Dude, I took a shit last night and it went all over my balls.

Adam: Dude! You were squirting on the pups!

by DonkeySchlong February 11, 2010

back squirt

an audible and explosive shit

guy 1- “I beat my record longest back squirt after taco bell last night!”
guy 2- “awesome! i beat mine last week!”

by To it April 24, 2020

chicken squirt

A cocktail consisting of ice, 2 jiggers of Gin, 3 jiggers of Squirt.

Yo, Beeatch! Git yo hanz off my jug o' Chicken Squirt!

by Miles December 30, 2003