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the snapstick

where a woman sits on a man's penis and attempts to break it off by pivoting forward with her vagina.
Guy 1: Dude my girlfriend snapsticked me yesterday my crotch
Guy 2: Mine pulled that shit off last week too! It hurts like crazy.
Guy 1: Yeah, I'm never going to do the snapstick again.
by Bigger Smoke November 21, 2019
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Rubber snakes

It’s like a snake right?, but it jiggles. It’s like a hose with sharp teeth kinda snappy. They don’t have genders because their unsocial there for don’t have social constructs.THEY ARE ALL GREEN!
“Today Samantha wore a rubber snake around her neck to school instead of a scarf,our teacher me haberny screamed and ran away, sam throw it at the teacher and screamed as she squirm” rubber snakes are rubber
by Genderless blob June 30, 2022
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it's the snakes

A way of explaining an odd happening or a strange, inexplicable occurrence. Taken from the movie Snakes On A Plane, when the lights go off and someone shouts: "It's the snakes! It's the snakes!"
Joe: So did you hear about Jeff? His clothes caught on fire and he had to be treated for first-degree burns!

John: Ouch! How did that happen?

Joe: No one knows. Haha, maybe it's the snakes.

John: Maybe.
by Andrew Fisher January 1, 2007
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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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Open a Basket of Snakes

To forcefully squeeze and kiss your date in the early dates.
- Guy 1: Open a basket of snakes on the first date.
- Guy 2: Jeez!
by Strangers Do Trade January 4, 2020
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Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years
Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.
by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022
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snakes on a plane

an internet meme, originating with the 2006 film "Snakes on a Plane" starring Samuel L. Jackson.

1. something completely ridiculous 2.an expression signaling frustration and disbelief, often in response to an absurd event or statement. to add emphasis, interject vulgarities in the phrase, such as "snakes on a motherfucking plane"
Person #1: We just bombed Iran. The government is going to draft us.

Person #2: WTF?! Snakes on a Plane?!?!

or, more commonly:
Person #1: I can't believed we paid $8 to see that POS movie.

Person #2: Yeah, Snakes on a Plane! (waves fists menacingly, growls)
by Johann Stein September 8, 2006
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