Dirt Slow

When a fool can’t run for nothing so he’s as good as dirt.

On the 40 yard dash, John came finished with a dirt slow 6 flat.

by Goddaci August 28, 2018

slow fuse

When a person doesn't get upset/angry/sad easily, he/she is a slow fuse.

I have been bothering her for a long time, and she's not angry yet... she's such a slow fuse.

by Comar02 February 08, 2017

slow stink

Jizz

oh there is somebody's slow stink on you, you hoe !

by YazanKoz May 22, 2016

Slow-tarded

Basically your slow and retarded

Omg Becky ur slow-tarded

by Gucci Mane in 2006 February 19, 2020

Slow curve

A slow curve is when you are being rejected in a slow and deliberate manner.

I been texting this girl and her texts have been getting shorter and shorter. I am on a slow curve bro

by SkizzUnited March 02, 2016

southern slow

They ain't too book smart; but they got common sense.

There aint a Yankee alive that can pass off as southern slow.

by d.a.r.e to keep kids off of dr February 29, 2016

Slow ghost

Also known as slow ghosting. This is defined as when someone ends a relationship with someone in a longer timeframe than a regular ghosting. This can include girlfriends, boyfriends, bosses, coworkers, realtors, and the like.

Billy totally slow ghosted me over the course of the week. We were supposed to go to O'charleys on Saturday for apps.

by Driiiizyyy September 05, 2019