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window shade

(n.) According to dictionary.com, "an opaque fabric mounted to cover or expose a window."
Window shades come in many different sizes and shapes, and several different designs exist. During long, hot summers, window shades are a necessity for any inhabitable home. They provide safety, security, and cool air. Two types of shading exist, internal and external. External shading is more desirable due to its higher energy efficiency. However, internal shading blocks out more of the rays. Now why in God's name did I just waste 15 minutes defining a friggin windowshade????
Window shade are so cool that they were the last thing you'd expect to be defined on urbandictionary.com!
by ijustlivehere May 18, 2006
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Shaden Froider

Shaden Froider is a german word used when you find someone else's misfortune amusing.
Tom: Hahahahahaha! You have got purple eyeshadow on! You're Violet Baurigard! *Running backwards then turns forward and falls flat on face!*
Joe and Lily: SHADEN FROIDER! *Laughing*
by Lily Powell May 28, 2006
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Three Shakes

English expression said in a sarcastic manner; used as a synonym for bullshit, horseshit, etc.

Can also be used to indicate that you just don't give a flying fuck.

Is said while simultaneously throwing 3 air jerks, one after the other.
1st Example :

John : I'm going to be in the next Hollywood blockbuster!

Bill : -.- And I'm Napoleon *throws 3 air jerks* three shakes...

2nd Example :

John : Omg, did you hear? The French teacher had a heart attack, fell off a cliff, was devoured by hungry sharks, then spat out on the beach and sold off to the Saudis!

Bill : -.- *throws 3 air jerks* Three shakes...
by Richi Rich July 13, 2009
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shaded

To take one or more Xanax pills and then consume alcohol.
Damn did you see Claire falling all over the place at the party last night? That bitch was so shaded. She probably doesn't remember anything.
by kyle and wendy May 14, 2007
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Shakes My Head

What you say when something ridiculous happens; an act or expression of disapproval.

Long-Hand for "SMH"

This phrase was made popular by the website ShakesMyHead.com - A website Similar to FML (FMyLife.com) Where users share stories about their entertaining personal experiences
My friend says so much ridiculous stuff, that instead of typing out "shakes my head" I'll just type SMH!

My girlfriend got a tattoo of my face on her arm after we were dating for only a week.. Needless to say I broke up with her. SMH
by Ran Dumb Fax June 11, 2012
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two shakes of a lambs tail

i will be down in two shakes of a lambs tail
by hippy mcP May 11, 2003
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two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period
I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail
by David Arnott September 1, 2003
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