September 16

Sexiest day of the year. Horny people we're born on this day
by Lesex_austin October 15, 2019
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September 26

Nationaly fuck your bestfriend day
Hey ๐Ÿ˜ฉ its September 26โ€ฆ.. look it up baba grill๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€
by raethebae September 26, 2021
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September 20

International talk like a human day.
In this day, everyone needs to pretend they're aliens who try to disguise as humans.

This day is also mainly purposed to try to catch aliens. I mean, it's pretty hard to act as someone acting like you acting like them.
Alex: "Hello, where is da pizza?"
Bob: "Yes, i am a human, did you watch last night's game of thrones?"

Carl: "Hi alex, hi bob, why are you talking so wierd?"
Alex: "What are you talking about, carl? I am a perfectly normal human who talks perfectly normal humaninan"

Bob: "yes we are talking well today is september 20 talk like a human day why won't we speak humanian?"
Carl: *leaves*
by OzHaMagniv April 05, 2020
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september 14th

-Prepare you're ass
-Why? you know i dont like it
-It's september 14th
-ohh shit, you're rigth, lets do this
by Rudolph A April 27, 2019
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September 10

National garlic bread day! A day to eat garlic bread! All hail the garlic bread!
Holy shit you guys! Itโ€™s September 10 that means itโ€™s national garlic bread day!!! Happy birthday Kiriana!
by Fartass1400 April 18, 2020
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september 13

A day where people get together and go out for dinner. An enjoyable day. A good day for a birthday, or sex.
Hey honey today is September 13th let's go out to dinner for Alyssa's birthday. Possibly a sex session afterward?
by Al6ssa June 09, 2017
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September 30

The day the devils are born.
You are sassy and always get your way.
โ€œOmg you were born on September 30? You ask them for me.โ€
by Madzmolly November 27, 2019
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