secret cougar hunter

A man who has been hunting a cougar for ten or more years. He has been waiting for her to become single. He may have been in prior relationships to cover up his love/infatuation with the woman, but always breaks it off when the cougar becomes single. He stalks his prey carefully and for a long period of time before he pounces.

Hey man, you can stop being a secret cougar hunter and tap that ass, I heard she just dumped her boyfriend!

by bahewitt October 20, 2011

Secret Life of the American Teenager

A true and honest look into the everyday-wholesome teens life where the best actor is the one who's mentally retarded. Reveals how slutty ALL American teenagers actually are. Thank God for this show otherwise my mom wouldn't have put me on birth conrtol.

daugher- Hey Mom, put me on some birth control!

Mother- Well after watching Secret Life of the American Teenager, all teens must be whoring around! Sure Hunny!

by Raped Ape Hole June 22, 2011

Jelly Bracelet Secret

So everyone is asking me for the meanings of the jelly bracelets.They usually aren't treated as anything serious though.
Anyway:PARENTS DONT HAVE TO WORRY.KIDS DONT WEAR THE BRACLETES JUST TO DO THIS.MOST WEAR 'EM CAUSE THEY ARE COOL.

Here's ALL the meanings(unless they've been updated since 2008...) :
black-sex

blue-makein out/oral sex/kiss

green-outdoor sex/huge/makein out/oral sex/kiss on cheek

yellow-huge/kiss

purple-kiss/oralsex/anal/outdoor sex/

orange-kiss/huge

glow in the dark-sex toyz

red-lap dance/french kiss/oral sex

clear-whatever the snapper wants/kiss

pink-get a hickey (Boy gives one to girl)
silver-finger

white-flash chest 2 snapper

gold sparkle-make out

any glitter-what da grl wants(not boy)
ligth blue-anal/masturbate

gold-all above

light green-oral sex

light pink-huge/kiss

brown-toss my salad

glittery yellow-hug/kiss

glittery gold-make out

baby blue-what ever da grl want(not boy)

glittery green-69

gray-silver-flash

yellow sparkle-hug/kiss

glow in da dark pink-grl toyz

glow in da dark blue-boy toyz
Clear - indicates a willingness to do "whatever the snapper wants"

Glittery Yellow - indicates HUGGING and KISSING is acceptable

Glittery Pink - willing to "flash" (show) a body part

Glittery Purple - wearer is willing to French (open mouth) kiss

Glittery Blue - wearer is willing to perform anal sex

Glittery Green - indicates that the wearer is willing to "69" (mutual oral sex)

Glittery Clear - indicates that the wearer will let the snappee "feel up" or touch any body part they want

Jelly Bracelet Secret Revealed!

by Nick's_Girl94 October 1, 2009

Victoria's Secret

One of the very few things in the world both women and men love. Victoria's Secret models are the most beautiful women in the world which perform in the amazing Victoria's Secret Fashion Show every fall as well as in other cool publicity.

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show 2006 is the best example to see this brand in its very best.

by Batmanfan1 January 6, 2012

Dirty Little Secret

What you have when you make out with a guy you like in the church basement while he has a girlfriend. Also a kickass song by All American Rejects.

Amanda: did u make out with that one dude?
Ashley: yea he's my "dirty little secret"

by ashley jay January 3, 2006

secretagent

Easily the greatest member on the greatest website ever, youthink.com. Known for being a douchebag and posting in most journals with what can be called his catchphrase, "No one cares."

YTer: Do you like secretagent?
other YTer: no

YTer: blah blah blah
secretagent: No one cares.

by chips2001 October 18, 2009

secret window

Awsome movie with Johnny Depp and John Turturro.

You stowle my storay (secret window).

by Traveling Bob July 30, 2006