Seattle squad

The coolest and craziest kids living in Seattle. Mostly graduating in 2021, the seattle squad is known for partying, smoking loads of dope and having obsurd alcohol tolerances. Most members have thousands of followers on Instagram and are envied by their peers. It’s a widely accepted fact that getting ‘in’ with this group is almost impossible, as they are all well aware of the amount of social climbers out there. The girls are basically nice but the guys are assholes. They are known for protecting each other, even if they’re not close, they act like a gang.
“Oh my god are you _____ from the Seattle squad?”
Yeah why...”
“Nothing I’ve just heard so much about you. I think i follow you on Instagram or something”
“You have no clue how many times I’ve heard that before....”
by seattlegirl101 September 24, 2018
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Seattle surrender

When a driver in the greater Seattle area stops in an inappropriate place, such as a road, intersection, or highway, when traffic is not stopped or the situation does not call for a stop, with zero regard for flow of traffic. It impedes the flow of traffic at best, and causes accidents at worst.
Some idiot did a Seattle surrender in a middle lane on I5 and caused a crash.
by Slaughterdog (2nd definition) December 15, 2023
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The Seattle Dirt Bag

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.
The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.
by analvagina December 07, 2013
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seattle seabiscuit

A sexual act in which you lay in a bathtub full of water and have a prostitute takes a shit on you while you take in the Pungent Sound.
At a $1,000 that Seattle Seabiscuit was worth every penny.
by Lucas Kergin June 23, 2019
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the Seattle Method

When your girl goes to Seattle to get train run on her.
Friend "Where's your girl at?"
You "She's in Seattle"

Friend "Bro your cooked, she's doing the Seattle Method"
You "What's that?"
Friend "You'll find out when she's back"
by Kdog May 06, 2024
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Seattle Stew

Seattle Stew is great tasting dish made from IKEA meatballs that have horse-meat in them. It could be eaten on the anniversary of the death of the famous racehorse called Seattle Slew out of either respect or disrespect.

Alternatively, if one opened a slaughterhouse for horses in Seattle, Washington, one could call stew containing horse meat Seattle stew.
I just ate some meatballs from IKEA and when I found out that I had done so I got to thinking about horses and then I remembered the legendary Seattle Slew. hence the name, Seattle Stew.
by Nickelman from the boonies. February 25, 2013
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Seattle Sprinkler

Dude, instead of cumshots I did the seattle sprinkler and she got mad at me. Is it over?
by Xippo June 07, 2024
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