Wet Seal 

The act of wacking off in a condom, flipping it inside out, and fucking your girl.
Also, using your friends used condom is a great alternative.

Pete waited for nancy (after wacking it hard) after her long working day and decided to give her a nice wet seal.

Wet Seal by Mike1356 October 13, 2010

Break the seal 

To have sex with someone other than your long distance kind of boyfriend to whom you have promised fidelity.

Her : "I'm going out with Josh tonight"
Him : "Don't break the seal"

Break the seal by weekend girlfriend June 22, 2011

dirty seal 

The act of sliding down the stairs, face first on your stomach. usually done while completely shitfaced for party entertainment.

steve's dirty seal last night at sara's was off the hezzy son.

dirty seal by heartlessexile January 7, 2008

Retarded Seal

A retarded seal isn't really a seal. He's accually an asshole who dosen't say hi to you when you say hi to it/him. Retarded Seals are quite stupid ovbiously from the name. They usually have jew-fros and say "WHAAT?!" all the time. Retarded Seals also have Type 1 Diabetes along with ADD. They are sad poeple with very big eyebrows who might just be loners for the rest of their lives. They also usually walk around school thinking they're the shit. Retarded Seals also have the tendency to have really stupid and annoying laughs and they absoutley positivley do not know how to spell for their lives.

Alice: "Did you see Mark today?"
Rian: "Yeah, he was a total Retarded Seal."
Alice: "I know...he failed his spelling test too."

Retarded Seal by i love strawberries(: <3 June 8, 2011

Wet seal 

a sexual position in which the girl lays flat on her stomach, a man puts lubracation on her legs and behind, and slides up into her butt.

Give her the Wet seal Ace!

Wet seal by Alanson October 23, 2006

break the seal 

a made up fuckin event where supposedly you piss for the first time after being drunk, adn your supposed to have to pee alot more after

however this is a made up fuckin thing that never happens

dumb girl - "dont pee your gonna break the seal"

drunk guy - "yeah whatever bitch"

break the seal by rimjobcentrl October 8, 2008

wet seal 

The act of enhancing the sound of your fart while in the showr by pressing your ass up against the tiles.

This morning I unleashed a monster wet seal.

wet seal by Handsome Jeff February 7, 2005