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Scissor Fizzer 

v. When a friend or non-friend of a lesbian prevents said lesbian from hooking up with another woman. Also known as "cock blocking" in heterosexual terms.

n. A person who prevents two women from "doing it" when the hook up was otherwise imminent.
don't try to spit any game at that girl, her friends are total scissor fizzers
Scissor Fizzer by goddamncousin February 21, 2011

scissor boxing 

aggressive lesbian sex act involving slamming vaginas together.
Melissa needed to stop for ice on the way home, since it was her anniversary and she expected a long night of scissor boxing with her girlfriend.
scissor boxing by Applebee McFridays February 20, 2011

Scissor Sandwich 

While two females scissor, a man puts a slice of tomato and lettuce on his penis then lays in the middle sticking his penis(covered in lettuce and tomato) in between the two female's vaginas. The male must provide the mayo (Ejaculate). After this is complete the male takes two pieces of bread and wraps them around his penis and all the foods and semen around it, and forces one girl to eat the outsides of it while she gives him a blow job.
Last night Jenny, Nicole and I made a scissor sandwich, and Jenny ate it. Haha
Scissor Sandwich by Joe Shea May 18, 2008

Buckwheat in a scissorlock 

a woman who has not exercised her right to shave her pussy.
Jason:
Damn you Mexican Bitotch.... Bitch, don't you shave your pubs, let buckwheat out of that scissorlock...?"
Stepheanie: That's just how my peeps roll.....buckwheat in a scissorlock

scissor fuck 

the act of fucking two girls that are scissoring, a style that is very helpful in threesomes
guy one: i scissor fucked these girls the other night
guy two: dude your a fuckin badass, i did the same thing to your hot mom and super hot sister

scissor muffing 

When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.
I saw the lesbos scissor muffing on the school bus.