Russian Bear 5000

A weight gainer that contains 5000 calories per serving, and has that deer antler shit in it that got Ray lewis in trouble.
Deer antler powder unlike HGH is banned in the NFL.

bill: yeah i started taking Russian Bear 5000 and got huge really helped me pack on the pounds now i don't look like such a bitch
joe: you shouldn't take that, it has that sketchy deer antler stuff thats got Ray lewis in trouble with the NFL.
bill: Its not illegal bitch!

by Rocheman4280 April 30, 2013

The Russian Santa Claus

This is when you are titty fucking a girl while you are sitting on their face tea bagging their mouth.

Yo, last night i ended up giving that girl the Russian santa claus!

by 1 2 3 4 5 6 Se7en July 8, 2012

Ghetto Russian Roulette

A variation of Russian Roulette played when a gun is in-accessible in which a knife and your fingers are used. You spread your fingers on a table and stab between the spaces between them, increasing the speed and power of the stab after every pass. You lose when you want to or you lose a finger.

"Let's play Ghetto Russian Roulette! stab stab stab.....10 seconds later....... OW! hey dude can you help me find my finger?

by xxXHellzAngelzXxx January 12, 2013

Reverse Russian Roulette

Russian Roulette, except 5 chambers are filled with bullets, and one chamber is empty.

Ya get it?

The empty chamber is the one you DON’T want.

Person: what if 2020 is a trailer for 2021?

Other person: Who wants to play a game of Reverse Russian Roulette?

by Semicolon618 June 18, 2020

russian

sex in which a man places his penis between a woman's breasts and jerks himself off with them

"I did a Russian on that girl over there with the huge boobs."

by yermomma138 January 17, 2005

Russian Fingers

A play on word which is used to describe an act normally dealing with a younger male rushin' to get to third base.

My teenage daughter is going on a date with some punk, if he has a case of "Russian Fingers" I will have to chop off is digits and castrate him.

by benjsmith74 April 6, 2009

russian attack

The unexpected, sometimes(though not often)accidental, intrusion into the "wrong hole". Often occurs in the heat of the moment, and can be catastrophic to a relationship, especially if no lubrication is involved.

"Yeah I gave that chick a russian attack last night, it was funny as hell....but I'm not to sure she was happy"

by Mingus January 6, 2008