Russian Sandbar

When you and your partner are having sex in the sand and you pull out too far and your dick hits the sand and you go back in

Me and the ol lady were messing around on the beach and I gave her a Russian sandbar

by Curled cheese curds September 20, 2016

russian mat

The broad range of Russian swear words

"Mama, I am not talking in Russian Mat"

by Cyka Blyat Idi Nahui December 02, 2016

Russian Tourettes

When your level of expertise in the Russian language is only sufficient for swear words. Everything you say is either rude or creepy.

Russian Tourettes: "Туретта по-русски, сука"

by _srsh_ February 26, 2018

Russian Quaker

Quaker oats with kahlua added to taste. See White Russian.

Yo, this russian quaker is part of a balanced breakfast.

by Zip117 October 02, 2008

Russian lawnmower

The art of running over orphans

Russian lawnmower is the art of running over orphans while eunjing from ukrainian tractors

by Retardsлалал May 17, 2022

Russian Shower

The act of being urinated upon by one or more prostitutes in Russia. This is especially true if the urinatee is in a position of wealth or power, and the incident is videotaped.

It appears that the right wing politicians found nothing to be concerned about regarding Trump’s Russian Shower incidents.

by West Coast Urbanite February 05, 2021

Russian Nutcracker

The act of placing your ball sack between your partners calf and thigh, then them crushing your ball sack inbetween their calf and thigh with extreme force. Pleasurable to masochists.

"Hey man, me and my girl did a Russian Nutcracker, gotta say that was ball bustin''."

by Ball Bustin Bob December 26, 2015