Russian yoga

The act of passing out drunk outdoors in an impossible, back-breaking position, bent over a park bench or similar street furniture. As mastered by generations of vodka drinkers in Russia.

Poor John at work... he had a bit too much to drink at the office's Christmas party, and his wife found him the following morning doing Russian yoga outside their house.

by tropical January 04, 2023

russian dildo

A load of poop put into a condom and then frozen for later use

"We need to try a Russian dildo", said Anna to York.

by MahaRandi May 13, 2016

russian dildo

When a female shits in a condom, freezes it, then uses the frozen shit condom as a dildo

Kellie: The other night the party got really kinky after you left.
Lexi: How?
Kellie: Well first of all somebody shit in a condom and put it in the freezer.
Lexi: Why?
Kellie: To make a Russian Dildo, and use it on each other.

by KinkyFlower123 April 17, 2016

A Russian retreat

As you pull out you have to light her pubes on fire

i pulled a russian retreat

by dat clever boi February 01, 2018

Russian Shot

Like a regular shot but with twice the volume

John: “ that’s a fat shot”
Vladimir: “ that’s barely even a Russian shot”

by The Russian Jew November 03, 2019

Russian Shitstain

A Russian Shitstain is when a guy slaps his shit covered paynus horizontally across a man's face, leaving shit marks that look like warpaint.

He tried to pretend the smudges on his face were Nutella, but the smell let us know that he was just the willing participant of a Russian Shitstain.

by Zeus ADCU November 11, 2013

Russian Hello

When you throw a grenade(without pulling the pin)at someone as a friendly greeting.

A Russian Hello
Person 1 throws a grenade at person 2
Person 2:Oh, hey Rob!

by HelloTurkey July 09, 2017