Ten to One Rule

A standard female to male orgasmic ratio held by men of particular knowledge during sexual encounters, whereby the bare minimum of the female partner’s climatic satisfaction remains proportional to the ratio of 10 in relation to the male partner’s singular disengagement.

Ten to One Rule - Female to Male Ratio:

10:1 - Initiated

50:5 - Accomplished

100:10 - Master

Note:

10:1 - 40:4 must occur within the same evening

50:5 - 90:9 must occur within 24 hours

100:10 must be completed within 48 hours

by Omega00 November 25, 2009

5 to 10 rule

The rule to limit the number of curse words and insults you can use while playing a video game, such as Halo 3.
5 curse words to 10 insults or 5c=10i. So 2c=i.
This means if in one game of somthing you insult somone 10 times you can no longer insult or curse at them. Exception: If you use a combonation of insults and curses and it is 2 curses and 5 insults AND you are winning the game then TWO additional insults or ONE additional curse may be used, this is referred to as the PWNAGE exeption.

1.
Guy 1: And your mom is a...
Guy 2: STOP! You already cursed 3 times and insulted people 4 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
2.
Guy 1: You Ba...
Guy 2:NO! You alredy cursed 2 times and insulted people 5 times! Don't break the 5 to 10 rule!
Guy 1: But I am winning, so I can curse again due to the PWNAGE exeption.

by NOBOYMBOYDBOYSCNNB December 11, 2007

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

The 3 month rule

The 3 month rule refers to the time period after which a girl can be judged on her looks for real. The problem is that girls often look much fitter when they are first seen, but after 3 months, if they are still regarded as fit, then the must be a fit girl.

"hey, have you seen the new girl? She's so fit man!"
"yeah she is, but remember the 3 month rule. Only time will tell!"

by kitch69750 November 2, 2011

The Unwritten Rule of Anal

If your girl gets shit on your dick, its her job to suck it clean.

(Hot steam anal sex ends)
Bill: Babe you got shit on my dick!
Jill: So?
Bill: The unwritten rule of anal commences.

by wetardsareus.com April 14, 2021

The Hat Rule

The absolute 100% accurate observation that anyone wearing a hat, any head covering by definition, while operating a motor vehicle is a horrible driver and is within moments of doing some stupid, dangerous, inconsiderate or a combination of.... Within moments.
A hat within this definition is literally any head covering, from caps to wigs to turbans, yalmulkas, tupees, hoodie, literally anything.
This rule was first observed by Nemat B who passed it to his daughter who passed it on to me as a teenager. C. 1987

That jerk just cut me off without signaling... Oh they are wearing a hat. The hat rule! Figures

by The Goochie April 22, 2022

3 Touch Rule

It's a thing in Middle school when, your dating a girl, and the first touch is holding hands, the second touch is boobs, and the third touch is the butt.

I don't think Miles will ever be able to do the 3 touch rule to a girl, with a voice like that.

by El Banana King March 23, 2016