roman drought

The unfortunate side effect of a roman candle (def. 2) gone wrong. When the potential projectile becomes lodged in the urethra resulting in an inability to ejaculate and/or urinate.

Dude, we gotta call the hospital... I know there's nothing more humiliating than a roman drought but you're gonna get an infection...

by Willie Joe April 26, 2006

Speak the Roman

To talk simply. Usually said after someone says something really confusing or stupid.

Person 1: So from what you said, I really don't see how the fire would then not count as damage.
Person 2: Speak the Roman, man.

by Ub3r Obama April 29, 2011

Roman Rocket

21st Century slang for a penis. See Roman Moretti

He pulled out his Roman Rocket and she slurped on the mushroom tip till he spewed custard all over the place.

by Andrew Heller February 11, 2005

Roman empire

the roman empire is a large group fighting the evil germans. join the romans.

"oh look its the roman empire!" "yay! they will kill the germans!"

by livvylu July 31, 2022

The Roman Catholic

When a girl is about to do down on you, do the Christian Doctrine of the Trinity. Also, you should put your hand on her head to add to the effect.

Bro, my girlfriend gave me the best head last night by doing The Roman Catholic.

by Doctor Heisenberg July 12, 2019

Roman Chair

When a man places his head in a chair while his face is in a pillow sideways. The man needs to be in a sitting position with the woman riding his cock on his lap.

Fuck me sideways in a chair with a face in a pillow
Hey thats the Roman Chair!!

by Sauski February 18, 2009

Roman Holiday

A holiday from any actions dissaproved of by the catholic and church such as homosexual actions, polygamy, premarital sex, drugs.

My job is so strict and my parents trying to marry me off to some stuck up woman and refuse to acknowledge that I may want to marry a man or not ever get married. I just need a Roman holiday to blow of some steam with no repercussions

by Schwiftysanchez December 30, 2018