up wards hand rodeo

when you jack off with ur dick facing up and cum all over yourself

the up wards hand rodeo makes my skin feel really dry when i wipe off the cum

by free ballin burke December 2, 2009

deep heat rodeo

To rub deep heat cream into the toilet seat and wait for a victim to take a shit then all hell breaks loose

Yeehaa!! Deep Heat Rodeo !!!!!

by urban skidmarks September 23, 2017

Roast Beef Rodeo

Two hot chicks in a vigorous scissor session working the beef curtains all but raw.

I was so horny when I got back to the dorm I crawled into bed with my roommate and had a roast beef rodeo till I passed out.

I walked in on my aunt and her girlfriend in a hot roast beef rodeo. Don’t mind me just watching.

As her panties dribbled to the floor, her dangling beef curtains were a sure sign of the wet sloppy roast beef rodeo I was about to enjoy.

by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Aiden "Squire" Roddnis

A term used to describe simple minded and greasy haired males that live on the outskirts of several, negatively populated towns / cities around England.

That bloke is an Aiden "Squire" Roddnis he is.

by 100% He April 2, 2023

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

I've read many of these "urban definitions" of the "fuck you and the horse you rode in on" phrase, and while most make sense, it's my experience that these individual metaphors are too specific. The OG definition is: Fuck you; a personal assault on the individual persona: "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on", extending that assault to any and everything associated with that individual.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

"It's my experience that most definitions are too specific."
"Fuck you asshole!"

"Well everyone I discussed this with agreed with me."
"Well then, "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on!"

by Mr. Popeye September 1, 2022

Redenbacher

A man who dates much younger women. The male equivalent to a "cougar".

Tom Cruise, Michael Douglas, and Woody Allen are all prime examples of Redenbachers

by AJD, esq. August 13, 2008

Redenbacher

This is the male version of a cougar.

"This ugly old Redenbacher was hitting on me at the bar."

by xzooeyx August 18, 2008