Richard Simmonsaurus

A gay dinosaur (or person)

If Matt says anything about Richard Simmonsaurus, I will stab him.

by Mike & Co. September 27, 2003

Richard Milker

Comes from the latin term falic drainius (Modern Cock Sucker)

Formal way of explaining one as a dick sucker

Generally a term used amongst homosexual males.

Also see Jonathan Kline

Jonathan Lee Kline is the biggest Richard Milker in Greensburg.

by Tammy / RonJon September 13, 2006

keith richards

Keith richards is the sexy rock legend who came in 9th position in the sexy men of 1965.

In book "THE rolling stones"

Brian Jones:-The fashionable mod
Keith richards:-The handsome man ,the 9th sexiest man

by WonderingWal April 11, 2006

Denise Richards

Denise Richards is an uber easy bake oven (Please see Def. for 'Easy Bake Oven') She is always turned on and often has multiple orgasms.

That girl is such a "Denise Richards!" Ladies, keep your men close!

I wish I was Denise Richards, then I could sing like a fool and get away with it just like she did in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous. (Which is a great film!)

by Darling Nicki July 5, 2006

Richard Simpkin

British tank officer. Known for his theoretical work on manouevre warfare and expertise on russian langauge. Wrote many books about Sovjet manouevre theory. Translated works from M.N Tukhachevskij and parts from Field Manual 36 (PU-36) in his book Deep Battle.

Person 1. "According to Richard Simpkin soviet manouevre warfare consists of a turning force which interacts with holding force who simultanously engage the enemy over his entire depth and break down his defences".
Person 2. "Im not shitting you man. You will NEVER EVER get laid."

by Hamza April 25, 2006

Richard Ramirez

Richard Ramirez is a Mexican-American man from El Paso, Texas who was a serial killer, rapist, intruder, and robber. He was also known as the “Night Stalker” who committed horrible crimes around the 1980s, in which multiple families and American residents had to suffer his attacks in Los Angles, California. He was also a self-proclaimed satanist. Imagine a reptile-looking deranged man with yellow crooked teeth, a sharp jawline, and dark eyes which if you stare at it too long you might get nightmares. Apperately, he is the most over-sexualized serial killer out there because mentally ill, delusional females would express their love for him regardless of him being - um really fucking dead, and a seriously horrible person - I mean, come on, his first victim was 9 years old! Are you kidding me? Don’t read the other definitions.

Richard Ramirez is a killer.

by MsJacques October 16, 2022

Richard Crainium

In The Meanin Of "Dick Head" Richard For Dick And Crainium For Head.

That Guy Was a Richard Crainium

by tex115 March 24, 2010