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Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.
1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)
by SuperMike455 August 1, 2012
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Bernasaurus Rex

A rare species that appears when large individuals named Bernie become intoxicated and create a disaster.
Oh shit, here comes Bernasaurus Rex. Take anything fragile off the shelves.
by TFT152 June 30, 2011
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hagasaurous-rex

An insult coined by the haecker Tr1gg3r 53r10us(Trigger Serious).
The largest form of hag.

Similar words: Haggot, Hagmo, Haganemnon
Trigger Serious: Seems like a Hagasaurous-Rex to me.
by Dr Poque April 6, 2009
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Rex Nonce

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo
Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.
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Douchosaurus Rex

By far the largest douche in its environment. Douchosaurus Rex is a fierce predator that walks around on two powerful legs. This meat-eater has a huge head and very small brain. Well regarded as the King of the douche bags and feared by all lesser douches.
That Douchosaurus Rex looks like he is ready to "throw down"...get ready to "bolt"

Yikes! look at the Douchosaurus Rex in the "wife beater" over there. They just don't grow "mullets" like that anymore.
by J-jizzles October 19, 2009
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Cuckosaurus Rex

A genus of the family Cuckold. Identified not simply by the recognition of archetypal cuck behavior in men, but also an accompanying tyrannical pride in his cucking. This behavior need not be objective cuckoldry, it needs only be the personality stereotypes found in men which are summarily taken advantage of by women.
I first identified Jimmy simply as a Beta male. After learning he had a girlfriend, I realized he was a Cuck. Then noticing the ways in which he is proud of how he lets his girlfriend get the better of him I concluded he was actually a Cuckosaurus Rex.
by RobertCapa June 30, 2018
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shebulbasaurus rex

A cross breed between a shelby and a bulbasaur (pokemon), this girl is hilarious and knows how to have a good time. Enjoys using outlandish expressions and whistles frequently. Please propose to her using a pokeball, because to catch this girl you gotta treat her right. She is a lover of smooth jazz, hot pockets, football, and likes to sleep in on the weekends. This name will definitely outlast her college career. Nicknames from shebolbasourus rex include: bolba, rex, bulbasaur, bulbasaurus rex, and sometimes just shelby.
"shebulbasaurus rex, what are ya doing?"
"hey bolba let's go get some starbucks"
"shelby, how's that hot pocket?"
"rex you should probs wake up, its def like 2 in the afternoon"
by trumpet2010 November 12, 2012
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