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half-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's half-cousin.
2- Half-cousin's child.
half-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of granduncle (grandparent's brother) and of grandaunt (other grandparent's sister) at the same time.
Double-first-cousin-once-removed.
by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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double-first-cousin-once-removed

1- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of granduncle (other parent's uncle) at the same time.
2- Child of cousin (parent's nephew) and of grandaunt (other parent's aunt) at the same time.
3- Child of cousin (parent's niece) and of other cousin (other parent's nephew) at the same time.
4- Child of grandaunt (grandparent's sister) and of granduncle (other grandparent's brother) at the same time.
5- Parent's double-cousin.
6- Double-cousin's child.
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by Zabombini October 5, 2024
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removable device

Definition: A piece of equipment or gadget designed to be easily detached or disconnected from its primary system or location, often for portability or convenience.
Pronunciation: /rɪˈmu vəbl dɪˈvaɪs/ ("ri-MOO-vuh-bul deh-VICE")

Significance:
• A device or tool that can be easily deleted or separated from a system without significant effort.
• Commonly used for portable storage, such as USB drives, external hard drives, or detachable accessories.
• It implies flexibility and ease of use when connecting or disconnecting.
Phrase: removable device
Examples:
• "He always preserves a removable device handy for transferring files."
• "The laptop came with a removable device for extra storage."
• "She disconnected the removable device after creating her data."
by Dmitrio October 18, 2024
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Felon's Tree Removal

A colloquial term for an arborist from upstate NY or other back woods place who employs felons, particularly, registered sex offenders.

He first verifies that they are indeed registered sex offenders - or at a minimum convicted felon - and then he gives them unsupervised access to chainsaws and wood chippers. Sometimes accidents happen and there end up fewer felons than they started with, so it's not all bad.

Other times - well, felons with chainsaw... The possibilities are endless, and some aren't so great.
Bro "Brah, where can I get a job? I just I'm on parole, so nobody's gonna hire me."
Brah "Bro, go work for Felon's Tree Removal. They'll hire ya. They literally only hire felons."
Bro "Nah, Bra, they won't let me do anything. I'm a felon."
Bra "The hell they won't! You'll get your own chainsaw, wood chipper, shit, you'll probably get your own shotgun to protect you from choopacobras and parole officers."
by Double take July 10, 2025
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