reverse telecommuting

Bringing personal work to the office: paying bills, playing games and reading online newspapers on company time (OCT).

by C.J.Matrix September 9, 2003

Reverse Orgasm

The horrible feeling you get when many bad things are happening to you at once and it doesn't seem like it can get worse, and then it does; causing you to feel like you're having an orgasm, but in reverse.

SHIT. I HAVE A HUGE TEST TOMORROW, MY GIRLFRIEND JUST BROKE UP WITH ME, AND I JUST FOUND OUT MY PARENTS DIED. I THINK I JUST HAD A REVERSE ORGASM.

by JerryYeh June 29, 2009

Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

Reverse Happy Meal

When you fart in your car with the windows rolled up before paying at a drive-thru window

I farted while I was counting my money in line at a drive-thru window at McDonald's. I had to roll the window down to pay for my meal and BAMM! Reverse Happy Meal!

by toneloc_tony2 September 28, 2011

reverse phantom dick

When your penis gets amputated and your gay partner feels when you get a boner, but you don't.

Yo after timothy and i became blood brothers i started feeling reverse phantom dick.
i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.

by CardboardSeven January 15, 2018

Reverse Troll

Someone who is good looking on the outside, but a total troll on the inside. Personality wise, think of the equivalent of Danny DeVito's ratchetness on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."

Damn, that guy is so fine. It's too bad he's a reverse troll though.

by justoneolivethough January 23, 2015

reverend killjoy

A dull and serious person with a limited sense of humour who always spoils jokes or light conversation by pointing out any flaw or exception

Person 1: "Damn chip packets only fill up halfway it's so unfair"
Person 2: "Yea mate they're half air what are we paying for?"
Person 3: "Actually, the slight inflation of the potato chip bag with nitrogen serves to prevent product spoilage or damage during transport. Furthermore, the mere volume of a chip bag should not give you an indication of how many chips are inside, but rather the mass of the product which is clearly labelled."
Person 1: "ok Reverend Killjoy"

by emcee-sdOG January 25, 2015