retardado

''retarded'' in spanish

He's retardado.
That dude so retardado he smoked oregano.

by Raffa August 20, 2003

retarded

An "unofficial" (not recognized by dictionaries) slang descriptor for a person/thing/action/object, etc., or a combination of, which is one or more of the following:

a great use of time, able, accounted, acting of own age, active, active mind, acute, adequate, admirable, adored, adult, ahead of schedule, alive, altruistically, always fresh, always in motion, amazing, amazing, amazing mind, animated, applaudable, applicable, appreciable, assertive, availing, aware, awesome, bargain, beautiful, beautiful, believable, benefactor, big, big time, blended, bold, brainy, brainy, brand new, brave, breathable, bright, brilliant, brilliant, calm, careful, certain, character, cherished, civilized, clean, clear, clearheaded, clear-minded, coinage, colorful, comforting, commendable, committing, communicative, competent, complex, conceivable, concerned, confident, congruous, consequential, considerable, contemporary, continued, convincing, cool, cooperative, correct, courteous, credible, crystal, cultured, cute, dear, decisive, deeply meaningful, defiant, deliberate, developed, different, different in the best of ways, directed, discrete, distinguished, dove, driver, educated, effective, effectual, effectual, empathy, endless, energetic, enjoying life, enlarging, enormous, enticing, equal, essential, essential, esteemed, excited, exciting, experienced, expression, expressive, , extraordinary, fabulous, factual, famous, fashionable, fashioned, fast, favorite, feathery, fecund, fertile

Russel is retarded.

by Gossamer Willowfly July 9, 2011

retarded

extremely, very, to the utmost degree. Usually used to modify another adjective, as in retarded hot, retarded cool, retarded smart, retarded hip, retarded hard, etc.

Dude, that girl is retarded hot.
Man, your Mercury Cougar is a retarded sweet ride.

by banana colada March 24, 2010

Retarded Ear Syndrome

When you place an ear bud in your ear and it falls out a lot. Your ears are retartedly shaped and cannot hold ear buds

Bob placed an ear bud in his ear but he has Retarded Ear Syndrome!!

by RES man October 20, 2009

metally retarded

The state of being that results after an individual has become SUCH a heavy metal fan, that they lose their sense of reality. Their entire life becomes a "Metalfest" of just sitting in their apartment or parent's basement and headbanging to any form of heavy metal all day long.

"Hey, have you seen jake?"

"Nah, I think he was up all night watching Headbanger's Ball and listening to Rammstein."

"Damn man, that guy is just metally retarded."

by Nowherrmann April 14, 2008

retarded

firm, first-rate, fit, fixed, focused, formal, forward, free spirit, fresh, fruitful, full, full of life, gay, genius, gentle, gentlemen, genuine, giddy, giving hope, glorious, good, good, good dice, good sport, good-doer, good-for-something, graceful, great, greatly courageous, grounded in sense, guided, gutsy, happy, hardworking, has a place, has guts, healthy, heightened, hero, heroic, high, high-born, high-ranking, honest, honorable, hope, hopeful, huge, humane, humble, hygienic, imaginative, important, in advance, in front, inclusive, independent, indispensable, individual, intelligent, intelligent, intentional, interesting, jolly, kind, kindly, kindly, ladies, lawful, leader, left in perfection, legitimate, lived, lively, logical, lovable, lovable, loved, macroscopic, magnificent, main, main character, major, manly, many layers, matter-of-fact, mature, meaningful, meriting, merry, mindful, mobile, model citizen, modest, momentous, moral, mosaic, necessary, needed, new, noble, normal, not in vain, not odd, not superficial, objective, on point, on purpose, on the right path, on the spot, on-time, original, outgoing, perceptive, perfect, permanent, persuasive, pertaining to, piquant, planned, plausible, playful, pleasant, plenty, plump mind, pointed, practicable, practical, precious, present, prize, probable, producing, profitable, proficient, prosperous, proud, provident, pure, pure within and without, purposed, purposeful, purposeful, quick, rational, rational, real

Russel is retarded.

by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011

retarded

reasonable, refined, related, relevant, renewed, reputable, reputable, resolute, responsible, resulting in, rich, righteous, romantic, sane, satisfactory, sensible, sensical, sensing, sensitive, sententious, sentimental, serious, serious, shining, significant, sincere, smart, smooth, sociable, solid, something, somewhere, sophisticated, soulful, special, specific, spinted, stable, stand ground, standing, standing tall, steadfast, steady, strong, strong-hearted, strong-minded, strong-minded, stylish, suave, substantial, succeeded, succeeding, successful, sufficient, supreme, swan, sweet, sympathetic, tactful, thinking, thoughtful, titanic, to the purpose, toned, top, treasurable, treasure, treasured, true, truthful, unassailable, unassuming, uncompressed, uncorrupt, uncovert, undiscriminatory, undisputed, undoubtable, undoubting, unexpendable, unfrightened, unique, unloathsome, unmeasly, unpaniced, unperturbable, unpretentious, unquitting, unreplaceable, unridiculable, unrushed, unscared, unshabby, unshallow, unshameful, unstale, unsubmissive, untiring, untrifling, untrivial, untrumped, unvanishing, unwasting, unwavering, unwearied, up, upgraded, uplifting, usable, useful, varied, warm, wel-formed, well-advised, well-carried, well-considered, well-done, well-focusd, well-mannered, well-rounded, well-spoken, well-valued, well-wired, whole, winner, wise, with a home, with purpose, with reason, without need for repent, witty, witty, wonderful, working, worth, worthwhile, worthy.

Russel is retarded.

by Gossamer Willowfly July 10, 2011