Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

rectal fart

the act of both shitting and pooping at the same time

person 1: "i just had a rectal fart"

person 2: "bro wtf"

by the true meme boi January 6, 2021

rectal virginity

What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.

A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.

by Rahula June 30, 2015

Rectal Raisin

When you're taking a shit and you have that one last poop hanging from your rectum and you have to sway your butt back and forth on the toilet seat to get it out;
i.e. that shit that you end up wiping with the toilet paper that leaves a little clump and possible smear on the tip of your finger

Sam: 'Oh, shit! This rectal raisin is actually killing me!

Crap, it got on my finger!'

by Veleruvatez June 15, 2017

rectal hole

A nice way to say bum hole.

He is acting like such a rectal hole.

by rw( December 16, 2017

Spectral Rectal

When one is participating or is forced into anal sex with a ghost or demon. This is seen in Paranormal Entity and 8213: Gacy House.

"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
"A fugly-ass guy!"
"Oh, shit..."

by Bass Drop Donnie July 3, 2012

Rectal devastation

The absolute annihilation of your ass

Kirsty performed rectal devastation on her ass the other day with a 15 inch dildo

by iisaltyi January 31, 2020