rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese

Something one may exclaim when going through a severe lactose-intolerant episode.

“You drank a pint of milk? But you’re lactose-intolerant.”

— “rectal malnutrition and mashy mashy geese.”

by lord anton June 24, 2025

Rectal Meat Sack

The Saggy Meat Rag involves 1 male and 2 females. From here is when the male allows both females to wear humongous straps (12+ inches) and allows them to take turns railing him so hard to where his rectum eventually sags out of his ass. At this point the male will proceed get head by both females at the same time, one sucking his penis and the other sucking his Rectal Meat Sack.

Female: hey, can I suck that shit stained Rectal Meat Sack?
Male: Sure!!!

by UrbDicMenace August 3, 2025

rectal rose

When a man de-thorns a rose and inserts it into his rectum. He then presents the rose to his partner by bending over and squeezing it out of his rectum. Bonus points if a little poo comes out that you can plant it in.

Person 1: “Oh my god, Timmy gave me a rectal rose last night”

Person 2: “Eew what the fuck?”

by petergenethepumpkinqueen October 2, 2025

rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Rectal Seepage

The leftovers after anal sex, that leaks out on the bed.

Susie was over last night, we banged, but she left some Rectal Seepage as a going away gift....

by The Naughty Dragon June 30, 2023

auto-rectal

The state of having one's head up one's own ass

Wow, that book sure was auto-rectal

by LightWeaver June 23, 2024

Rectal Russian Roulette

When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.

(See sharting.)

"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"

by WeirdAndWildWords January 15, 2023