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I-Ready

A torture device worse than water-boarding designed by 60-something shit heads in the government to """teach""" children by treating them like 5-year olds. What the fuck was going through these out of touch asshole's heads when they made this slow piece of shit that assumes you have an IQ of 70? Who the fuck knows but your teacher just told to get out your piece of shit 2011 Chromebooks and do 8 lessons of I-Ready, SO GET BACK TO WORK!
Teacher: "All right class, I couldn't be bothered to teach you anything today and couldn't give a fuck about your education so we're going to be doing some I-Ready!"
Student A: "Anybody have a rope?"
Student B: "No but I have a knife we can use to slit our throats!"
Student A: "Great!"
Students A and B: *fucking kills themselves*
Teacher: "Huh, wonder why they did that?"
by LemonLime8080 March 7, 2024
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I Ready Test

Retarded test made for making kids wanna kill themselves and the teachers that assigned it.
student 1"hey man we gotta do the I Ready Test ya heard?
student 2" ah now i gotta kill myself.
by Smartiesmokerr April 14, 2024
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i-ready

boooooooooooooooo i-ready sucks
by blosse13 September 1, 2025
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ready for the corner

Something is so slutty it could be worn by a prostutute on a corner.
Her dress was so scandalous it looked like she was ready for the corner
by Crabby bob September 2, 2017
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Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
Art Of War, As Old As The Moon: Cuban Legends & Folklore, It Ends With Us, It Starts With Us, Ready Player One, & Ready Player Two Are War Books
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Speedy Readie

Speedy Readie is the legend himself who devotes his life to protecting people from the amazon and all the plants in it. As the Amazon tries to invade England Speedy Readie must fight off all the plants
Im one Speedy Readie
by Kasa Jizo September 12, 2018
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