Casual Queer

Casually banging guys for fun whilst being in a committed straight relationship

"Hey Bro do u want to go casual queer with me? I'm bored and horny. "

by Jimbosmith November 23, 2017

Music queer

A person who overly obsesses over music, goes as far as looking up new music to seem "cool" to his friends.

Person 1: "Guys look at this new song that I just discovered, bet you've never heard it before."
Person 2: "Shut up, music queer."

by FlyingPotato38 February 21, 2017

Hippie queer

A smelly homosexual that is always stoned.

person1:*sits down*
person 2:outta my seat hippie queer.

by fugginniggerfaggot March 11, 2017

totsie queer

A totsie queer: someone who buries their queerness so deep they don't even realize they're queer because of denial. You can tell if someone is a totsie queer if they have never had a real girlfriend, is always in the friend zone, and even though this person rides a motor cycle, it just adds to the queerness.

Steven: why have I never had a girlfriend? I ride a Harley, have this awesome long curly hair, and I'm a really sensitive deep guy. I have no idea why girls don't want to sleep with me.
David: it's because you're a totsie queer. Wanna masterbate together?
Steven: okay!

by bitchesmcbitches12345 June 25, 2013

Queer Jerker

A man that is so good looking he can turn an otherwise straight man gay. Immediately.

Brody: Brad Pitt looks pretty good for his age.
Tex: Yeah, he's a real queer jerker.

by Paleki09 June 29, 2013

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 21, 2011

Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011