Quarantear

An extremely long and excruciating amount of time, derived from the words “quarantine” and “year”

It’s been a quarantear since I last saw my friends.

by Jahogahoga1 January 23, 2021

Quarandog

A dog that you get during quarantine.

"I haven't seen Joe for a while, how is he doing?"
"I talked to him yesterday. He's gotten a quarandog because he lives alone."

by smoochyroot^2 February 13, 2021

quaranpeni

Is a 16” black double ended dildo that you bought for a friend during quarantine, after trying to order one on their Alexa through zoom calls. After the initial shock of receiving such an object it becomes a talisman for group trips and gets taken everywhere.

Good for dildo javelin Olympics and throw & catch.

Guy 1 - “dude why have you brought a double ended dildo on our weekend away?! Wtf”
Guy 2 - “this? Oh this is my quaranpeni, it’s great for playing with, the sight of a dildo flying through the air is definitely the highlight of any weekend!”

by Lasherbradley April 1, 2022