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freeway pumpkins

(n.) the bright orange bags of garbage that delinquents, who have been sentenced to community service, fill up during their time on the side of the road.
The judge sentenced him to 250 hours of community service, where he will be making freeway pumpkins.
by ismellshoes November 26, 2010
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pumpkin dong

by feggbzherhare June 17, 2021
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Pumpkin pie

Hey brittney, trippie said to shake that pumpkin pie.
by Jimmy jake June 18, 2022
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ass pumpkin

guy one: "ass pumpkin"
by milkymcmilk February 26, 2018
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Sandy Pumpkin

Bro Johnathan totally had a sandy pumpkin with Sally yesterday
by Memyaelf September 8, 2019
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Pumpkin Swapping

Much like swinging.

But the straight couples become gay couples.

IE . The husbands become a pair and the wives become a pair .
Me and my old lady just got back from a cruise and man do we do some pumpkin swapping .
by The hammer . September 7, 2022
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Pumpkin Sluts

1) White Women who wait all year for September to roll around so they can dress up like Hans Solo dragging their ADHD ridden kids named Kyle and Madison to Apple Orchids and Pumpkin Farms taking 500 photos for instagram while having to be seen drinking some kind of PUMPKIN FLAVORED hot beverage in the process

2) Women who post about Halloween and how much they cant wait for it to be HALLOWEEN IN JULY.....

3)Women who have an unhealthy attachment to eating and drinking all things PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED

4) MILFS who like to hit on younger farm hands at the Pumpkin Patch
DUDE......tommy is in the barn right now banging one of those PUMPKIN SLUTS from Long Island.....
by BigLarry718 August 13, 2022
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