Pokemon GO

A overrated game where you catch Pokemanz. You also GO get egged and get almost shot the shit out of by a jerk.

Pokemon GO sucks.

by Badcatalex July 17, 2016

pokemon

Stupid thing that runs around saying it's own name all day!

"i gotta catch that pokemon!"
"GO WEAKEN IT PIKACHU, use ur thunderbolt!"
"pika! pika pika! pikachu PEEEKA CHOOOO!! (translate, NO SCREW YOU!)

by tehPeanut February 25, 2008

Pokemonkey

Person who is addicted to Pokemon in all its forms, i.e., books, playing cards, the TV series, and video games.

Brian knows all the special abilities in his cards---he's a real Pokemonkey.

by pentozali December 15, 2011

Pokémon Master

A Pokémon Master is a ruler of All Pokémon, who has capture every Pokémon in existence and who has trained every Pokémon in existence.

Pokémon Master: I capture All Pokémon and train All Pokémon.

Dude 2: your a Pokémon Master!

by Pokemonmaster100000 July 20, 2016

pokemon cards

Slang for nudes.

Guy: How many pokemon cards do you have?
Guy 2: I got a full deck. I have 4 charizards
Guy: Daaaaaaaamn you wanna trade some of those for 7 rares?
Guy 2: What do you think I am, a liberal?

by thatsthat_ November 6, 2019

Playing Pokemon

Masturbating and watching online porn.
See porn addict , liar , loser

"I can't talk now I'm training my pikachu to bone that charzard, shit I mean beat that charzard."

Guy:Babe, I don't watch online porn just like I promised.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Playing Pokemon, boy look at those Arboks

by DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE June 12, 2008

Pokemon

A cartoon based on a true story of Ash Ketchup and his mouse pet, Pikachu. Back in 1958 Japan, a disturbed little boy traveled across Japan in search of other people who are also interested in animal fighting (this was before the law of animal cruelty). On his journey he met two other people who were also cruel enough to help Ash with his adventure, one of them was a prostitute who loves to do stuff wet and wild while the other is a serial rapist. Rumours has it that Ash even painted his mouse yellow and scarred it's back to make it look more powerful, Ash also likes to keep his animals in a tiny cage shaped like a ball, he would then throw the ball on the ground, wrecking the cage to let the abused animal out just to look cool. Eventually their actions were discovered by two police officers called Jesse and James. The conclusion of the story was never clear, some say Ash was so disturbed that he drowned his pet, some say the trio traveled to Mexico where cockfighting is popular, some even say that the trio is still alive and living amongs us. This famous tale was called Pokemon because Ash being as disturbed as he was would say random swear words to the opponent as a taunt, his most famous line was "POKE YOUR ASS FUCKER!!! MOTHER FUCKER YOU PIECE OF MOTHER POKING SHIT RAG!". Eventually it was just shortened to "POKE YOUR MUM!" and then to "Pokemon".
But either way this popular story was retold in the cartoon version of Pokemon with altered storyline to make it more suitable for children to watch.

"OK class, today we are gonna learn about the true story of Pokemon"

by ry-spirit December 17, 2008