Puke baby

A puke baby is when one vomits into their partner, typically through anal or vaginal means. Then the partner is required to shake themselves to ready the baby before pushing out into the first partner's mouth.

Me and my girlfriend really like to experiment, so we tried to make a puke baby

by Knatbing April 2, 2024

Paul Puking

Act or acts of people puking on demand for pleasure or empty oneself of drugs to ingest drugs again.

Hey where did you go?
"O ya i was Paul Puking. Its something i fuck with hard now. Mi butt buddy Rodney got me into it."

by tony'snakesquad June 1, 2020

Puss n Puke

When a woman of a low, loose character, aka the neighbourhood crotch delivers more than meals on wheels to horny senior citizens. A brunette who woos and ooos old and frail men only to rid them of every penny they have. She's a dirty desperate gold digging bitch who has no friends because she's an alcoholic slut. Steals grandpa's money so she can buy designer clothes because she can't afford shit. She's a dumb slut who sucks dick for a living.

Viliki: C'mon baby, lick my pussy, that's it up and down baby, now in circular motions, stick your tongue in nice and deep, in and out, faster, fasterrr, fasteeer

Mr Leehey: Ouch, arrrrgh, I just found a set of false teeth in your vagina, yukkk, I'm going to puke

Viliki: Who cares? don't stop, quick stick your tongue in, that's a boy- Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke, Puss n Puke

by Radical, repeating decimals May 25, 2018

puke dollar

A dollar bill strategically placed in a pool of vomit

Dude I found a puke dollar outside of the bar last night!

by EDaddy304 October 3, 2021

Genital Puke

A very foul kind of urine that resembles acidic vomit. This noun can be applied to both sexes.

Gross! Is that genital puke on my floor?

by Rhestiphcor April 13, 2011

Puke

Usually whenever you are sick, when you overindulge, and/or see/hear something disgusting.

Amy: I have such a bad stomach bug, i've puked at least 5 times.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.

by lqiwaenrdtay October 26, 2020

will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke

One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!

by QuacksO August 4, 2018