protectotard

A person who tries to prevent or protect other people, i.e. children, from the alledged coruptiveness and corrosiveness of violent videogames and computer games.

The inventors of the word "killographic" are a bunch of protectotards.

by Andy December 11, 2003

protest vote

Boycott the 2 party system. - DON'T VOTE!

Or vote for Nader as a protest!

Wouldn't it be funny if Nader won?

by What would they do? : )) October 16, 2004

PROTECTO

The wax ass gasket that is used to cover the toilet seat for sanitary reasons.

He's a faggadocious, I bet he uses 5 protectos on his own toilet when he takes a shit.

by Picadez December 6, 2006

Professor Membrane

Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.

"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."

by Ghost McBox April 13, 2021

To Cough up Professor Oak

To cough up something you don't remeber swallowing or to eat a pokemon, digimon, yugioh, etc. card.

Ryley: i just had to cough up professor oak
Ryan: eww....nice!!

by Ryley the canadian April 15, 2008

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006