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Preston heritages dick

Look, that is smaller than Preston heritages dick.
by anonymous October 17, 2023
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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one
Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have
by stogo May 13, 2022
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preston

preston is a cute funny and sensitive guy who likes to cuddle ride dirtbikes play musicsal instruments he is dating your mom but only if your moms name starts with an m there are many girls that like him and he doesnt stay single for long and he also has a massive penis. which in fact is so large that he has the world record for amount of time came in a row
preston is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot I love him so much
by ryan reynalds December 27, 2022
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Preston Marks

Preston Marks is the best person ever to exist in the history of ever he has also been in debt to Liran Dvorkin multiple times, He is amazing at fortnite, and has cdk in blox fruits, do not mess with him, of you will be deleted from existence
Liran Dvorkin: u in debt boi
Preston Marks: *pulls out cdk*
Liran Dvorkin: *GETS FUCKING ERASED FROM EXISTENCE*
by Randomurbandude October 6, 2023
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Preston

Preston can pull anyone, he is the ris-god version of Jesus. This kid is friendly, kind, and extremely good looking. But don't get on his bad side because he will make it his personal duty to ruin your life. He has great comebacks and has many siblings. Preston's have brown eyes and very purdy eyelashes.
"Who's that hottie?" - Girl 1
*gasp* "You don't know who Preston is?!?!" Girl 2
"Don't even try it, hes mine" - Everyone
by Just_Your_Every_Day_Kid November 30, 2022
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Preston

Wow! That 78cm nose is almost half as big as Preston’s.
by Kirbanos October 2, 2019
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