Redneck Pressure Washer

When you leave skid marks in the Toilet and you wash them off with your Piss.

I cleaned the Toilet mess with the Redneck Pressure Washer

by Pressurepiss11 May 10, 2025

pumpkin pressure

Being pressured to change your twitter profile to match a Halloween theme

In October the pumpkin pressure is really annoying

by jh5g April 19, 2018

Pressure

If someone tells you they’re Marijuana is “pressure” then it means they have really high quality of marijuana.

Yo fam this gas I got is pressure.

by vBlickz November 22, 2023

I’m under a lot of pressure

I’m trying to take care of my mom. I’m hoping she has at least 20 or 30 years. I’m going to have to start taking care of her.

But I also don’t have a girlfriend or children or a job right now… so I’m pretty worried about my future. My friend said “you know the truth. They don’t.” And said they have more to lose. He says I’m overreacting.

The future is looking really rough for me soon. I’m just worried if I’m going to make it or not.

I’m under a lot of pressure

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023

Pressure cooker

To fart in a car when driving, then disable the electric windows so your passengers are trapped

The drive to Geneva was ruined by a pressure cooker from Harsch.

by Simba and Oscar April 26, 2024

Pressure Gape

Whenever an individual has to take huge shit, especially because of eating a chili cheese omelet, hot sausage, a boiled egg, cabbage, and chasing it down with chocolate milk. Once your body starts digesting all your food the gas pressure starts to build. The gas comes out first followed by a turd. Therefor your asshole is gaped open.

Hey man, can you cover my station? I have to go pressure gape!

by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021

Pressure

Marijuana, weed.

"You wanna go smoke some pressure?"

by Jacob Swann May 18, 2023