Poot

A cross between a poop and a toot. Much like a shart but less aggressive and more refined. It always depends how much poop was expelled when farting. If it's just a speck that's a poot. If it was more than a speck it's a shart.

Person 1: That was a loud fart? You better check yourself before you wreck yourself "

Person 2: Whoopsie doodles, I pooted.

by Poot queen November 8, 2019

Poot

Farting like normal, at the end, a little nugget surprises ypu.

Walking through Walmart today ,I thought I farted. But I pooted, and the guy behind me slipped on my nugget.

by Oopsieohfuck January 25, 2020

Pootato

When you take a dump after eating way to many french fries.

Dude, I took such a big pootato lst night.

by fbcmgps April 2, 2020

pooter scooter

vagina.

yo i f'ed yo mom in her pooter scooter!

by dopeasfnidi November 5, 2020

ponot

Being so dyslexic or just plain stupid that you are unable to pronounce “peanut butter”

Bennett : I’m eating a peanut butter sandwich right now
Jenna: no you’re not, I know you’re allergic to ponot butter
Bennett: why do I still even try to talk to you

by LemonPopLord February 7, 2021

Poot in my coot

To jump in someone’s pool (a Byrnes people thing)

Sarah: hey John want to come poot in my coot after school

John: I’d love to Sarah it is quite hot out here
Sarah: great meet you at my house after school
John: sounds delicious I’m excited

by Tonyachincapap July 28, 2021

Poot roll up

A poot that rolls forward in an upward motion that feels like a “vibration”

Jaqueeshanda was startled as the poot roll up abruptly made itself made itself known

by 1dajuan1 February 5, 2022