ponch

a person who fails to meet even the basest of expectations.

Anthony didn't show up? He's such a ponch.

by HerbertAndGladys November 10, 2008

poche

A depressed engineering student. Recognizable by the dark circles under their eyes from lack of sleep, typically found where engineers gather at 3am in the morning cussing at their homework.

Engineer 1 : "Why ya lookin down, poche?"
Engieer 2: "Been workin' on this homework for 4 hours and I've only done one problem. Fuck it, I'm gonna look at pictures of cats"

by CSGinfotronix March 26, 2007

Ponch

While having sex, you get a poncho and suffacate and kill your partner. (can be mixed with fencing!!!)

I am going to ponch you after school biatch!!!

by A-non-a-mouse March 25, 2004

poch

a douche bag/dick head, with a small penis

created by Ashlee W & J

Kyle is such a Poch

by Strapadicktome August 23, 2019

Pogchampist

Someone who is rude or discriminatory to POG people

His friend was a pogchampist

by Gaepen September 29, 2021

Kuder Poach

v. To locate and capture a female to prostitute, esp. done by a redneck.

Hey Derger! I just Kuder Poached this here hole, get some trankalazer darts so she stops quiverin.

by Derger October 18, 2008

stinky pochinki pinky

When you slap toilet paper on your unwiped ass after forcing a shit out at full speed so you get back to PUBG because your homie says theyre throwing grenades but in the rush to slap the toilet paper on your ass you get a lil poop on your pinky and you get three kills with your pinky sticking out like its fance buts really just gross.

"theyre throwing grenades!"
"Im slappin tp on my ass, im on my way! I got a stinky pochinki pinky"

by swishersncronic August 11, 2018