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The Jalapeño Popper

The act of pouring pepper down a girl's or guy's asshole before giving anal, then making the reciever fart out the pepper right before the giver jizzes on their back.
Guy 1: Yo dude, while you were sleeping i brought this hot ass chick back into our dorm while I was drunk last night and gave her The Jalapeño Popper of a lifetime.
Guy 2: Huh thats wierd...
Guy1: What is?
Guy 2: My asshole has felt like an open fire since this morning.
by TheBlazedBambiino April 9, 2016
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Hobart Polyp Popper

A Hobart Polyp Popper is a homemade device that is improvised from a dildo and an electric power drill,
Such device is made by attaching a dildo to the end of a drill and then proceeding to put it on maximum speed.
My boyfriend and I were having trouble in the bedroom so I decided to create a Hobart polyp popper to solve our bedtime dilemmas.
by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024
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Party Popper

Slang term or derogatory word originally used to describe loud gay men. Can now apply to any gay person.
"You see how that man screamed when Lady Gaga came on the radio? Talk about a Party Popper"
by Pizzasaucecheeze November 9, 2023
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Jalapeño Popper

Insert pepper into. Anus pull it out. Then with freshly seasones asshole. Fill it with natural cream cheese
John made a Jalapeño Popper in sam
by Bukake lord August 12, 2022
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puppy popper

An ATF agent who loves to kill dogs in the homes of rightful gu owner
Agent 1: hey remember so and so.
Agent 2: yeah I remember so and so,he was the puppy popper.
by The crazy ass junkie April 1, 2023
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penis popper

a girl who loves winky so much she ravenously takes a bite of the juicy boner, therefore popping open the penis.
watch out, Megan can be a real penis popper when she gets to excited.
by Kaaa85 April 11, 2022
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cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.
Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.
by anonymous October 11, 2020
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